I nominate FERGIE for Worst Lyrics in the World!
OK people, check out the chorus of "Girls don't cry" and see if you can spot the shittiest dumbest most mind numbing lyrics of modern time:
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
OK.. I made it easy for you with the whole BOLD ITALIC thing.. but Christ, you would have found it anyway wouldn't you.
"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"? That's the best they could come up with? Are you fucking kidding me?
I wonder what they passed on before coming up with this anectodal piece of shite.. perhaps:
- "And I'm gonna miss you like a man who looses his arms misses masturbation"
- "And I'm gonna miss you like an ex-whore misses giving hand jobs for crack"
- "And I'm gonna miss you like Britney is gonna miss her children
Get the drift?
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
OK.. I made it easy for you with the whole BOLD ITALIC thing.. but Christ, you would have found it anyway wouldn't you.
"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"? That's the best they could come up with? Are you fucking kidding me?
I wonder what they passed on before coming up with this anectodal piece of shite.. perhaps:
- "And I'm gonna miss you like a man who looses his arms misses masturbation"
- "And I'm gonna miss you like an ex-whore misses giving hand jobs for crack"
- "And I'm gonna miss you like Britney is gonna miss her children
Get the drift?